i want to see what your insides look like

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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.

SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.

These pictures are really cool

oh pretentious vegan….

this grossed me out a lot though… cus i went out for breakfast once and there was blood ijn my egg and ive never been able to eat them since really….

…thanks for calling one of my favorite things a chicken period.

I’m reblogging this because I think the progression photos are cool BU

(Source: joebspecial)

i want to be part of something like this someday ahahaa

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